Fist Bump Baby Workin' 9 to 5
Fist Bump Baby Workin' Overtime
Fist Bump Baby Workin' On Your Dime
Awwww Yeah, You Know That's Right!
 
Fist Bump
Fist Bump
Fist Bump
 
MC TROLL!
Worker Rage, Get Em With The Claws
Worker Rage, With The Fusion Cutter Ya'll
Worker Rage, I gatta' Get Em All!
When I'm Done I'll Be A Corporal!
 
Worker Rage, Get Em With The Claws
Worker Rage, With The Fusion Cutter Ya'll
Worker Rage, I gatta' Get Em All!
When I'm Done I'll Be A Corporal!
 
Announcer:
 
Cut it out ya'll, this is should be fun,
The Terran you're up first, MC Battle Round One!
 
MC SCV:

Hey- it's- Me, M-C SCV
Workin' Overtime ain't a crime baby
I'm so hard, even the 'rines can't standit
Toughest motherfucker on this backwater planet

My fusion cutters
Cut through ya like butter
Gotta problem with that
Hide behind your mother....ship

Terran's got the cheese,
Naw we ain't no fools
Cause when we need help we call MC MULE!

MC Mule:

What's up bitches
I mine all the riches
Call Me Down
Change their britches

Got the energy,
Got the rocks
Call me down
I'll rocket your stocks

They call me Mc Mule
I make ya' look the fool
Cuz o me, The terran's rule!
 
Announcer:
 
Give it to the Terrans, that was pretty tight
What you got Protoss? Round Two FIGHT!


MC Probe:

MC Probe
Yeah, Yeah That’s Me
MC Probe
Seriously

My particle beam
Makes all the bitches cream
They see MC Probe
and the ladies disrobe
They say "Oh probe
You're the one of my dreams”
Your Psionic powers make me scream”


Other workers, can't handle my skills
While their at home, I'm on the battle fields
You know you ladies can't handle my thrills
While you're blowing up
I'm recharging my shields, Yeah Ahhh!
 
Announcer:
 
Mc Probe that was completely absurd
Final Round, Roll with it Zerg!
 
MC Drone:
 
I heard MC Battles Round One and Round Two
I got information for all of you
MC Probe, I'll eat your Nexus for breakfast
SCV, I'll claw you in your solar plexus
Inferior language is a waste my time
(Drone Sounds)....
(Drone Sounds)....
(Drone Sounds)....
Ya' Heard that Bitches, That was 1 million rhymes!
 
Announcer:
 
We have a winner, The zerg take it all
Now it’s time for a dance party Ya'll!!!!